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    a plane load of scoussers landed at new orleans airport today to help with the looting.
    it's in me shed, mate.

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    made me laugh.


    Subject: Warning






    A friend of mine was travelling from London to Liverpool by plane
    yesterday.

    She was waiting in the Flight departure lounge and was sitting opposite an
    Asian man with a rucksack.

    The flight was announced and the man got up, but he left the rucksack
    behind.

    My friend noticed this so she picked it up and ran after him.

    When she caught up with him she pointed out to him that he had left his
    rucksack behind.

    He looked at her and then looked at the rucksack which he then opened
    slightly and she noticed it appeared to be full of money.

    He then looked at her and said to her "I can never repay your act of
    kindness, so I will give you a bit of advice... Stay out of
    Liverpool"

    My friend was terrified and she said to him "Why is there going to be an
    attack?"

    "No" he said "It's a sh1thole!"





    (with apologies to all scousers)
    Dave

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