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A priest and a nun are taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.
The priest steps up to the first tee, takes an almighty swing but misses the ball entirely.
"Sh** i missed", he yells.
The good sister tells him to watch his language. But on his next swing, he misses once more.
"Sh** I missed." he says.
"Father, i'm not going to play with you if you keep up this swearing". the nun says sternly.
The priest promises to mind his language in future and so the round continues.
However on the fourth tee the same thing happens and he swears once again.
"Father George!" the sister scolds, visibly angry with the priest.
"God is going to strike you down dead if you keep on swearing like that."
On the next tee, Father George fails to hit the ball yet again.
"Sh** I missed," comes the inevitable reply.
A terrible rumbling begins and a huge bolt of lightning comes out of the sky, striking Sister Mary dead in her tracks.
A moment later, a booming voice from the heavens announces:
"Sh** I missed."
The priest steps up to the first tee, takes an almighty swing but misses the ball entirely.
"Sh** i missed", he yells.
The good sister tells him to watch his language. But on his next swing, he misses once more.
"Sh** I missed." he says.
"Father, i'm not going to play with you if you keep up this swearing". the nun says sternly.
The priest promises to mind his language in future and so the round continues.
However on the fourth tee the same thing happens and he swears once again.
"Father George!" the sister scolds, visibly angry with the priest.
"God is going to strike you down dead if you keep on swearing like that."
On the next tee, Father George fails to hit the ball yet again.
"Sh** I missed," comes the inevitable reply.
A terrible rumbling begins and a huge bolt of lightning comes out of the sky, striking Sister Mary dead in her tracks.
A moment later, a booming voice from the heavens announces:
"Sh** I missed."
HELEN xx
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