Botty Problems

[kitesurf_phil]

Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
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>>"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look,
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>>So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a
> look. "Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note
> lodged up here."
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>>He eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then
> a 10 pound note appears. "This is amazing!" exclaims
> the Doctor. What do you want me to do?"
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>>Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the
> patient.
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>>The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty
> appears, and another and another and another,
> etc....
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>>Finally, the last note comes out and no more appear.
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>>"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er . How
> moch was in dare den?"
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>>The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly."
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>>"Ah, dat'd be roit, says the Irishman
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>>"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand".

[da SLUG man]

another goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out his arse!...

Doctor : That looks painful

Patient : PAINFUL???.... That's just the tip of the iceberg!

[Chillitt]

while we are dragging that barrel;
bloke says ' doctor, i have a cricket ball stuck up my ar$e'
doc says 'hows that?'
bloke says 'dont you start..'

[kitesurf_phil]

A guy goes to the doctors and Says "Doctor, I have a bar of soap stuck up my arse."

The Doc says, "That's Lifebuoy."

[stormforce]

doctor i got a peanut stuck up my arse
go to the toilet and it will come out a treat

[da SLUG man]

i've got my finger stuck up my arse!

[Gamedawn]

i've got my finger stuck up my arse!

This is the joke section, not the Agony Aunt column

[da SLUG man]

This is the joke section, not the Agony Aunt column

i was joking!... it's not up my arse!... anymore...

[Chillitt]

This is the joke section, not the Agony Arse column

i just cant shake the image... must go throw up now..

[Draig]

one helluva way to cure those nail biting problems though.....

[Leodis]

i was joking!... it's not up my arse!... anymore...

Well who's is it up then?

[Slate8]

This has got to be my fav joke thread so far - love the short jokes!

Thanks for the laughs!

[kitesurf_phil]

A mum cought her little boy with a knife up the cats bum. "What on earth are you doing?" She asked.

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"Dad said there was 50p in the kitty!"

[Draig]

knew a magician who got fed up of pulling rabbits out of a hat...











so he pulled a hair out of his bum

[TJG]

i've got my finger stuck up my arse!

You must have a cabbies suntan then?