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[devon blue]

Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it
has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two
higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'.

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's only white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Paris was today recovering from several inches of S**T after a Citreon Berlingo back fired !!!!!!