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    An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness.
    The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy
    in the eye and says,

    "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer and it can't be
    cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month."

    Murphy shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character
    managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into
    the waiting room. There he saw his son who had been waiting.
    Murphy said,

    "Son, we Irish celebrate when things are good and celebrate when
    things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't too well. I
    have cancer, and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head
    for the pub and have a few pints."

    After three or four pints, the two were feeling a little less
    somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were
    eventually approached by some of Murphy's old friends who asked
    what the two were celebrating. Murphy told them that the Irish
    celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they
    were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends,

    "I've only got a few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with
    AIDS."

    The friends gave Murphy their condolences and they had a couple
    more beers. After his friends left, Murphy's son leaned over and
    whispered his confusion.

    "Dad, I thought you said that you're dying from cancer? You just
    told your friends that you were dying from AIDS?"

    Murphy said, "I am dying from cancer, son, I just don't want any
    of them !!!!!!!s sleeping with your mother after I'm gone".
    Time flies like a bullet,fruit flies like a banana
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