Oldies at IT

[DaveB]

There was this man and woman who lived in a rest home. Each of their spouses had been dead for many years.
One day the man said to the woman "Laura, how long has it been since you have had sex?"
She answered him, "It has been 30 years since my husband died so it has been over 30 years."
He said that he did not want to go all the way, but that if she wanted to they could go in a room and he would let her hold his special organ.
So in the room they went and she held it and they both seemed to enjoy the experience.
So they made a weekly date of the activity in that same special room.
One day Laura went to the room and Tom was not there.
She looked for him and she found him in a different room but he was with another woman and she was holding his family jewels.
Later in the evening she found him and she said to him, "Hey, Tom. Today I went to our special room only you were not there so I went looking for you and there I found you with another woman and she was holding your family jewels. Hey, Tom, what has she got that I don't have"
Grinning Tom answered her, "Parkinson's disease."