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A celebrity sweeps into a film premiere and is stopped by an usherette.
"Excuse me!" she says,"where's your ticket??"
"My good woman," the celebrity answers haughtily, "my face is my ticket."
"oh," replies the usherette, "then you'd better watch out for the bloke inside whose job it is to punch it".
"Excuse me!" she says,"where's your ticket??"
"My good woman," the celebrity answers haughtily, "my face is my ticket."
"oh," replies the usherette, "then you'd better watch out for the bloke inside whose job it is to punch it".
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