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How to speak about women and be politically correct:
1. She is not a "Babe" or a "Chick" - She is a "Breasted American."
2. She is not a "Screamer" or a "Moaner" - She is "Vocally appreciative".
3. She is not "Easy" - She is "Horizontally accessible."
4. She is not a "Dumb blonde" - She is a "Light-haired detour off the information superhighway."
5. She has not "Been around" - She is a "Previously-enjoyed companion."
6. She is not an "Airhead" - She is "Reality impaired."
7. She does not get "Drunk" or "Tipsy" - She gets "Chemically inconvenienced."
8. She does not have "Breast implants" - She is "Medically enhanced."
9. She does not "Nag" you - She becomes "Verbally repetitive."
10. She is not a "Tramp" - She is "Sexually extroverted."
11. She does not have "Major league hooters" - She is "Pectorally superior."
12. She is not a "Two-bit hooker" - She is a "Low cost provider."
How to speak about men and be politically correct:
1. He does not have a "Beer gut" - He has developed a "Liquid grain storage facility."
2. He is not a "Bad dancer" - He is "Overly Caucasian."
3. He does not "Get lost all the time" – He "Investigates alternative destinations."
4. He is not "Balding" - He is in "Follicle regression."
5. He is not a "Cradle robber" - He prefers "Generational differential relationships."
6. He does not get "Falling down drunk" - He becomes "Accidentally horizontal."
7. He does not act like a "Total ass" - He develops a case of "Rectal-cranial inversion."
8. He is not a "Male chauvinist pig" - He has "Swine empathy."
9. He is not afraid of "Commitment" - He is "Relationship challenged."
10. He is not "Horny - He is "Sexually focused."
11. It's not his "Crack" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "Rear cleavage."
1. She is not a "Babe" or a "Chick" - She is a "Breasted American."
2. She is not a "Screamer" or a "Moaner" - She is "Vocally appreciative".
3. She is not "Easy" - She is "Horizontally accessible."
4. She is not a "Dumb blonde" - She is a "Light-haired detour off the information superhighway."
5. She has not "Been around" - She is a "Previously-enjoyed companion."
6. She is not an "Airhead" - She is "Reality impaired."
7. She does not get "Drunk" or "Tipsy" - She gets "Chemically inconvenienced."
8. She does not have "Breast implants" - She is "Medically enhanced."
9. She does not "Nag" you - She becomes "Verbally repetitive."
10. She is not a "Tramp" - She is "Sexually extroverted."
11. She does not have "Major league hooters" - She is "Pectorally superior."
12. She is not a "Two-bit hooker" - She is a "Low cost provider."
How to speak about men and be politically correct:
1. He does not have a "Beer gut" - He has developed a "Liquid grain storage facility."
2. He is not a "Bad dancer" - He is "Overly Caucasian."
3. He does not "Get lost all the time" – He "Investigates alternative destinations."
4. He is not "Balding" - He is in "Follicle regression."
5. He is not a "Cradle robber" - He prefers "Generational differential relationships."
6. He does not get "Falling down drunk" - He becomes "Accidentally horizontal."
7. He does not act like a "Total ass" - He develops a case of "Rectal-cranial inversion."
8. He is not a "Male chauvinist pig" - He has "Swine empathy."
9. He is not afraid of "Commitment" - He is "Relationship challenged."
10. He is not "Horny - He is "Sexually focused."
11. It's not his "Crack" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "Rear cleavage."
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