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    How To Wash Your Cat

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
    2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
    3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
    4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top so cat cannot escape.
    5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore rumpus from inside toilet. Cat is actually enjoying this).
    6. Flush 3 or 4 times, this provides power rinse which is quite effective.
    7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
    8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

    Sincerely,

    Your Dog

  • #2
    It dont work . My cat has gone !And my loo is overflowing !

    Now need Dynorod , was I supposed to remove the BlueLoo block from the cistern before hand as I would think I have a clean , jammed in pipe , blue cat now .
    Rick...Member of 1st Gen club. ONE LIFE ... GET ONE !!

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    • #3
      And the DOG has done this
      Attached Files
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      (='.'=) SQUIRREL MUNCHER GRRRRRRR
      (")_(")

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      • #4
        Originally posted by marky
        And the DOG has done this
        Obviously NOT one of Bill's fans then

        Or does that come under the heading of "Cleaning Windows" ?


        Trev
        Look out Eastbourne, the Pandas are coming !

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