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The Car Crash
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both
of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! there's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
days".
Flattered, the man replied: "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This
must
be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's
another
miracle. my car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head
in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
to
the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap
back on,
and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
The Car Crash
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both
of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! there's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
days".
Flattered, the man replied: "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This
must
be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's
another
miracle. my car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head
in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
to
the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap
back on,
and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.