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    I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

    Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back

    Half the people you know are below average

    99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

    42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot

    A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good

    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

    If you want a rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain

    All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand

    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

    OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

    When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

    Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now

    I intend to live forever - so far, so good

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"

    Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking

    Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it

    The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread

    To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research

    The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard

    The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up

    The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film
    Roger

    My Pointer ate the dog trainer
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