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In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
- The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".
- The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
- The Frenchman thought - "That ****ing Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
- The Englishman thought - "There's another tunnel soon I am going to smack that French #### again".