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    Childrens 10 commandments


    1.No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
    2.When your Mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
    3.If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
    4.Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
    5.You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
    6.Reading what people write on class room desks can teach you a lots.
    7.Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
    8.Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
    9.Never hold a fether duster and a cat at the same time.
    10. It don't really make you go blind
    [SIZE=3][FONT=verdana][COLOR=darkorange]The chickens are stealing my sanity[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
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