Farmer joke

[Robb.]

Old man: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Farmer: "Dog doesn’t talk."

Old man: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Farmer: (Look of shock)

Old man:"Is this man your owner?" (Pointing at the Farmer)

Dog: "Yep."

Old man: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Farmer: (Look of disbelief)

Old man: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Farmer: "Horse cant talk."

Old man: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Good."

Farmer: (Extreme look of shock)

Old man: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Farmer)

Horse: "Yep."

Old man: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Farmer: (Complete look of utter amazement)

Old man: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Farmer: "The sheeps a liar."