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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloureds.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide
loofah and pumicestone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural
avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see boyfriend along the way, cover any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom if you see girlfriend along the way shake
knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of knob and scratch
your arse.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
Make fart noises (real or artifical) and laugh at how loud they sound
in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair.
Make shampoo mohawk.
!!!!.
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on the floor.
Admire knob size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light and
fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass girlfriend, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make
woo-hoo
noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloureds.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide
loofah and pumicestone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural
avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see boyfriend along the way, cover any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom if you see girlfriend along the way shake
knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of knob and scratch
your arse.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
Make fart noises (real or artifical) and laugh at how loud they sound
in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair.
Make shampoo mohawk.
!!!!.
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on the floor.
Admire knob size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light and
fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass girlfriend, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make
woo-hoo
noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed
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