the in-patient

[dizzymole]

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen
mask over his mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
I'm only here to wash your hands and feet"
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown,
holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other
hand and takes a close look, and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and
replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?"