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TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking !!!!!!!!.
BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise,craps
on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and
advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. (as per
Smithers)
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going
on.(This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be
cake.)
MOUSE POTATO - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the
couchpotato.
SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What
yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to
stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out
and whiny.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.
OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise
that you've just made a BIG mistake (e. g. you've hit 'reply all')
GOING FOR A McSH*T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no
intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a
pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food
afterwards is known as a "McSh*t with Lies."
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has
a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours >of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. >
GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely >impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in
there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you
go:"Oo!Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive woman
BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise,craps
on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and
advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. (as per
Smithers)
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going
on.(This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be
cake.)
MOUSE POTATO - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the
couchpotato.
SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What
yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to
stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out
and whiny.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.
OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise
that you've just made a BIG mistake (e. g. you've hit 'reply all')
GOING FOR A McSH*T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no
intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a
pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food
afterwards is known as a "McSh*t with Lies."
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has
a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours >of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. >
GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely >impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in
there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you
go:"Oo!Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive woman
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