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"I see," said the blind man as he ****ed into the wind.
"It's all coming back to me now."
If you are into nechrophilia,beastiality and sado masochism are you flogging a dead horse?
A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween party but the
wife had a terrible headache. She told her husband to go anyway.
After a short argument he agreed, and she took some aspirin and
went to bed. Later she awoke and felt great, so she decided to
go to the party and see what her hubby did when she wasn't
around. As soon as she arrived, she noticed him on the dance
floor getting very friendly with every hottie in the place, and
groping them when he could.
She then cut in and rubbed close to him. When the song ended, he
leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Let's go outside." So the
two costumed characters snuck off and occupied themselves in one
of the parked cars.
Midnight was to be the unveiling of the party-goers, so she
slipped out and went home before the clock struck twelve.
When he got home she asked, "How was the party? Did you meet any
interesting people?"
He replied, "You know me, dear. I don't have a good time when
you're not with me. I ran into a few friends and we ended up in
the basement playing poker. It wasn't very fun at all. But the
guy I loaned my costume to had the time of his life!"
My wife likes this one:
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinaman are working at a building site, and it's their first day.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping,' to the Irishman, 'You're in charge of shoveling, and to the Chinese guy, 'And you're in charge of supplies. 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile.'
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'
The Italian replies, 'I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him.'
So then the foreman turn to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, 'I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him.'
The foreman is really ticked off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from a closet and yells: 'SUPPLIES!
"It's all coming back to me now."
If you are into nechrophilia,beastiality and sado masochism are you flogging a dead horse?
A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween party but the
wife had a terrible headache. She told her husband to go anyway.
After a short argument he agreed, and she took some aspirin and
went to bed. Later she awoke and felt great, so she decided to
go to the party and see what her hubby did when she wasn't
around. As soon as she arrived, she noticed him on the dance
floor getting very friendly with every hottie in the place, and
groping them when he could.
She then cut in and rubbed close to him. When the song ended, he
leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Let's go outside." So the
two costumed characters snuck off and occupied themselves in one
of the parked cars.
Midnight was to be the unveiling of the party-goers, so she
slipped out and went home before the clock struck twelve.
When he got home she asked, "How was the party? Did you meet any
interesting people?"
He replied, "You know me, dear. I don't have a good time when
you're not with me. I ran into a few friends and we ended up in
the basement playing poker. It wasn't very fun at all. But the
guy I loaned my costume to had the time of his life!"
My wife likes this one:
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinaman are working at a building site, and it's their first day.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping,' to the Irishman, 'You're in charge of shoveling, and to the Chinese guy, 'And you're in charge of supplies. 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile.'
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'
The Italian replies, 'I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him.'
So then the foreman turn to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, 'I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him.'
The foreman is really ticked off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from a closet and yells: 'SUPPLIES!