Beckham turns down move to Newcastle...

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In a shock move today, Real Madrid's English hero, David Beckham turned down a move to North East underdogs Newcastle United.

A fee of £18 million was agreed for the former Manchester United man, but Beckham was reported to have said there was no way he could leave Real for Newcastle after what the 'Toon Army' had done to Indonesia and the surrounding area..................

[dazzo23]

another Beckham joke

David Beckham decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace as Posh stands back in admiration, but then he begins to slip from the saddle. In terror he grabs the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse’s neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, he gives up his frail grasp and he attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup. Now he is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over. Posh stands there hysterically, unable to do anything to help as his head is battered against the ground. He is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune…

The Sainsbury’s security guard sees him, leans over, and unplugs the horse.

[da SLUG man]

In a shock move today, Real Madrid's English hero, David Beckham turned down a move to North East underdogs Newcastle United.

A fee of £18 million was agreed for the former Manchester United man, but Beckham was reported to have said there was no way he could leave Real for Newcastle after what the 'Toon Army' had done to Indonesia and the surrounding area..................

you'll get the sack from sky sports for that!!