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A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At the next physical the Doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful." The Doctor exclaimed, "I didn't say that. I said you got a HEART MURMUR. BE CAREFUL."
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An 80 year old man went to the doctor.
The doctor asked him what was wrong.
The man said "My sex drive is too high, I want you to lower it."
The doctor said "You are 80 years old and you want your sex drive lowered?"
Yes, the man replied, as he points to his head and says "it's all up here, and I want it lowered
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and one for the young guys...
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!" The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At the next physical the Doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful." The Doctor exclaimed, "I didn't say that. I said you got a HEART MURMUR. BE CAREFUL."
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An 80 year old man went to the doctor.
The doctor asked him what was wrong.
The man said "My sex drive is too high, I want you to lower it."
The doctor said "You are 80 years old and you want your sex drive lowered?"
Yes, the man replied, as he points to his head and says "it's all up here, and I want it lowered
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and one for the young guys...
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!" The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."