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  • 46 things women can't do......

    1/ Know anything about a car except its colour

    2/ Understand a film plot

    3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message

    4/ Lift

    5/ Throw

    6/ Run

    7/ Park

    8/ Read a map

    9/ Rob a bank

    10/ Sit still

    11/ Tell a joke

    12/ Play pool

    13/ Pay for dinner

    14/ Eat a kebab while walking

    15/ Argue without shouting

    16/ Get told off without crying

    17/ Understand fruit machines

    18/ Walk past a shoe shop

    19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich

    20/ Not comment on strangers clothes

    21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper

    22/ Let you sleep with a hang over

    23/ Drink a pint gracefully

    24/ Get a round in

    25/ Throw a punch

    26/ Do magic

    27/ Like your friends

    28/ Eat a real hot curry

    29/ Get to the point

    30/ Buy plain envelopes

    31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

    32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "

    33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends

    34/ Avoid credit card debt

    35/ Dive into a pool

    36/ Assemble furniture

    37/ Set a video recorder

    38/ Not try change you

    39/ Watch a war film

    40/ Understand why flirting results in violence

    41/ Spend a day by themselves

    42/ Go to the toilet by themselves

    43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket

    44/ Choose a video quickly

    45/ Fart

    46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
    Damian

    http://www.themudlife.co.uk

  • #2
    Originally posted by Damian
    1/ Know anything about a car except its colour

    2/ Understand a film plot

    3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message

    4/ Lift

    5/ Throw

    6/ Run

    7/ Park

    8/ Read a map

    9/ Rob a bank

    10/ Sit still

    11/ Tell a joke

    12/ Play pool

    13/ Pay for dinner

    14/ Eat a kebab while walking

    15/ Argue without shouting

    16/ Get told off without crying

    17/ Understand fruit machines

    18/ Walk past a shoe shop

    19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich

    20/ Not comment on strangers clothes

    21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper

    22/ Let you sleep with a hang over

    23/ Drink a pint gracefully

    24/ Get a round in

    25/ Throw a punch

    26/ Do magic

    27/ Like your friends

    28/ Eat a real hot curry

    29/ Get to the point

    30/ Buy plain envelopes

    31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

    32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "

    33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends

    34/ Avoid credit card debt

    35/ Dive into a pool

    36/ Assemble furniture

    37/ Set a video recorder

    38/ Not try change you

    39/ Watch a war film

    40/ Understand why flirting results in violence

    41/ Spend a day by themselves

    42/ Go to the toilet by themselves

    43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket

    44/ Choose a video quickly

    45/ Fart

    46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
    And leave you to watch your TV programmes without interrupting but asking youto shut up when some God Damn Soap comes on!
    Gaz
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    • #3
      48

      they cant hit anything, with anything other than a car
      it's in me shed, mate.

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      • #4
        And leave you to watch your TV programmes without interrupting but asking youto shut up when some God Damn Soap comes on!


        Same in my house!

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