little lamb

[jax]

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts shot up it's a*se
And turned it's wool to nylon!

[TAZMAN]

Thats shocking...

[marky]

Mary had a little Lamb,
she kept it as a pet,
When she saw the price of Meat,
She ate the little Get !

Mary had a little Lamb,
She kept it in her shrubbery,
It ate a stick of Dynamite,
And blew itself to BUGGERY.

[Morr]

Mary had a little Lamb
The doctors were surprised
But when McDonald had a Farm
The doctors nearly died

[Morr]

Mary had a little Lamb
She thought it was quite silly
One day she threw it in the air
And caught it by the foreleg....

Mary had another Lamb
Lept about in hops
Gamboled onto the road
And ended up as Chops

Mary had a third Lamb
Fun of fun and frolicks
Lept over a barbed wire fence
And caught its little tail.....

[Chillitt]

ahem..

Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a bucket
and every time the lamb jumped out
her bulldog tried to put it back

[kitesurf_phil]

When Mary had a little lamb

You may not have heard yet?

Her boyfriend video'd the whole thing

And posted it on the inter-net

I made that up. Gotta stop drinkin' Castrol R.

[dazzo23]

Mary had a little skirt
Split up the side quite high
With every step that Mary took
The boys could see her thigh

Mary had another skirt
Split right up the front
But she never wore that one......

[dirtydog]

mary had a little lamb
it had a sooty foot
and everwhere that mary went...
its sooty foot it put

[andy_enuff]

Mary had a little lamb,
his name was Ebinezer.
everytime he jumped the fence,
you could see his Lemon Squeezer.

Mary had another lamb,
his fleece was black as Cole.
Everytime he jumped the fence,
you could see his big brown Hole.

Mary had yet another lamb,
the butcher killed him Dead.
Now she takes him to her school,
between two chunks of Bread!!!

[Gizmo]

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts shot up it's a*se
And turned it's wool to nylon!

Mary had a little lamb
it had a touch of colic
she gave a bottle of whiskey
and now its an alcoholic

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
she put them on the mantlepiece
to see if they would get on together!

[marky]

Mary had a little Lamb,
She also had a Cat,
She called it Tommy Cooper.
And it died JUST LIKE THAT!!!

[marky]

Mary had a little Lamb.
Chris had a JESS.
When she fell into the MUD.
She was a DIRTY MESS.

[Diveboy]

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was slightly grey.
It didn't have a father,
Just some borrowed DNA.

It sort of had a mother,
Though the ovum was on loan.
It was not so much a lambkin
As a little lamby clone.

And soon it had a fellow clone,
And soon it had some more.
They followed her to school one day,
All cramming through the door

It made the children laugh and sing,
The teachers found it droll;
There were too many lamby clones
For Mary to control.

No other could control the sheep
Since their programs didn't vary,
So the scientists resolved it all
By simply cloning Mary.

But now they feel quite sheepish,
Those scientists unwary.
One problem solved, but what to do
With Mary, Mary, Mary.......

[TAF]

Mary had a little lamb,she also had a duck
she put them on the mantle piece to see if they would fall off.



Mary had a little sheep
With the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram..and......
Mary Had A Little Lamb.


Welsh Navy

Why did our Welsh navy get lost at sea?

They lost their sheep to shore radio.

What happened when they found it?

They radioed an ewe-boat.

What happened to the ewe-boat?

Ask the English, they rammed it......