I'm getting too fat?????

[kitesurf_phil]

Mrs KS keeps moaning that I am getting too fat. She keeps putting great big chunks of stilton in the fridge. She doesn't like Stilton. So, who's fault is it that I am becoming a little portly? She doesn't eat Danish Blue either, but she still buys it.
I smell a conspiracy and I hope you will all go to court and testify against her when she tries to claim on my life insurance. Buggah! I have just found a bottle of Tescos finest Claret in the cupboard.
Tell you what. I'll race you to 17 Stones!!!!!!

[da SLUG man]

Mrs KS keeps moaning that I am getting too fat. She keeps putting great big chunks of stilton in the fridge. She doesn't like Stilton. So, who's fault is it that I am becoming a little portly? She doesn't eat Danish Blue either, but she still buys it.
I smell a conspiracy and I hope you will all go to court and testify against her when she tries to claim on my life insurance. Buggah! I have just found a bottle of Tescos finest Claret in the cupboard.
Tell you what. I'll race you to 17 Stones!!!!!!

beat ya!

[dazzo23]

See you at 18 stone! Curryholic me.......

[TAZMAN]

See you at 18 stone! Curryholic me.......

Oh to be just 18 stone again.......sigh

[silvtr1000]

I was 13st 6lb this time last year. Now I'm 14 st 9lb. On Pat Kenny's TV chat show a few weeks ago (Pat's a characterless, personalityless, grey man, who somehow manages to maintain a primetime show on the main national TV channel), there was a mate of mine on cos he'd lost 20 stone. He had been huge all his life, and got up to 37 stone. He joined weight watchers and now he's 16st something. Determination doesn't come any purer. I hadn't seen him in a few years, and unless they'd said his name and shown the "before" pictures, I wouldn't have recognised him.

I've been having 2 croissants and a blueberry muffin for breakfast every day for quite a while. Maybe I'll be 16st this time next year.

Or maybe I'll watch Point Break again and eat well for a few days after that... Again.

[Linda]

He joined weight watchers and now he's 16st something.

Hehe - I did weight watchers with my sister years ago coz she wanted to lose weight for her wedding - neither of us cheated - she lost 2 stone and I put on 1 stone!!!

[poppy986]

I don't put on wieght. I think that I put my washing on a
to hot wash, just keeps shrinking Honest!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris

[rich]

A bloke that I did some work with last year said to his daughter after she kept dieting and moaning that she was fat.........

"You are fat in the head and until you want to be slim and stop eating junk food you are always going to be fat so stop feckin moaning you stupid biatch"

Nice bloke!

I feel a bit fat too, I am now 11 stone 13.

[Vagrant No2]

Mrs KS keeps moaning that I am getting too fat. She keeps putting great big chunks of stilton in the fridge. She doesn't like Stilton. So, who's fault is it that I am becoming a little portly? She doesn't eat Danish Blue either, but she still buys it.
I smell a conspiracy and I hope you will all go to court and testify against her when she tries to claim on my life insurance. Buggah! I have just found a bottle of Tescos finest Claret in the cupboard.
Tell you what. I'll race you to 17 Stones!!!!!!

Similar here Phil . Last couple of weeks half a tray of cakes (thanks Jotto and Adam) turned up. Week before that a tray (FULL) of large muffins . Tam does not like any cakes or muffins so I eat them and then have to eat my dinner aswell . The remarks of ''We must cut down on eating c**p '' are always there but so is the food !

Rick (20 stone and rising !!!)

[da SLUG man]

when i had my medical at work the nurse told me to eat more!!... i'd had a chicken salad sandwich that day (i didn't know i was having the medical before hand) i though she'd be well impressed!... but no, i got a telling off for not having any breakfast!also felt an idiot cos i had a wee before and she couldn't do my DNA cos i couldn't go!

[TonyN]

Buncha bat fastards!

(except for Linda of course.............. )

[Gizmo]

Had a shock of my life when I went for medical for the company insurance...I knew I had put on a little weight but came in at 16 Stone 8lbs....Although I had gone up two pants sizes...from my playing days...used to have 4 meals a day to keep the weight on! and weighed 14 Stone

lost a little now as gone down 1 size in pants and the belt is looser..or isit that the belt has stretched...I'll take the former!

The problem now is Christmas is coming...and I'll be racing the Geese

[mark g8awo]

Well Guys According to test`s they say you can lose more weight by drinking Gin than any other alchohlic drink




Im Off to Menorca next week to drink the island dry of its weekly manufacture of 3000ltrs of Gin Next week

Sorry for shouting about it but Nah nah na nah

[BUSHWHACKER]

I wonder,
All the surfs that have overheated in this country could be linked to all that excess weight they have to haul around.

Vince.

p.s 15st 4lb

[rubblebags]

Phil

its all that lid's oil your consuming.lol