How many members does it take to change a light bulb?

[beansie67]

beansie67

how many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ? just the one , but it has to want to change.

[dave.j.robbo]

And there's the 'dragging the post up again' post!!!

[pops]

Sumo would like to post a reply, but he can't........ the light bulb's bust!!, and he can't see in the dark!

Also, you thought PMT was fun, just wait for the menopause,
see below...

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question?

Mrs Sumo

R yes but was you bulb bayonnet or screw in and did it have inert gas??

[fatfires]

R yes but was you bulb bayonnet or screw in and did it have inert gas??

could you re-phrase that question, I don't think I am sure what you mean?

[paulh]

R yes but was you bulb bayonnet or screw in and did it have inert gas??

Bulbs have gone out of fashion since this thread started.

[Diezel Weazel]

Bulbs have gone out of fashion since this thread started.

Can't see it meself..... I'm in the Dark.............

There's always a Payback.... You just can't see it Comin !!!!

[DaveD]

Cheap "save the earth" bulbs on ebay.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ENERGY-SAVING-...QQcmdZViewItem

[BUSHWHACKER]

LEDs are the future!

[MattF]

Nobody has mentioned 12V dichroic's, yet.





Oops, bugger, just did.


Matt

[truckarms]

what about neon tubes?
Do they count as lamps?

[MattF]

what about neon tubes?
Do they count as lamps?

They use the same type of theory as sodium lamps and
fluorescent tubes, so I can't see why not. Also, you've really
extended the thread lifespan now.


Matt

[DaveD]

what about neon tubes?
Do they count as lamps?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Lamp

[truckarms]

These are great:
A device that generates light, heat, or therapeutic radiation.
b. A vessel containing oil or alcohol burned through a wick for illumination.
2. A celestial body that gives off or reflects light.
3. Something that illumines the mind or soul.


But with a few words removed even better:
A device that generates therapeutic radiation.
b. A vessel containing alcohol
2. A celestial body
3. Something that illumines the soul.


So now we are neons, I have not seen any surfs with http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MULTI-7-Colour...QQcmdZViewItem

But then again the last time I suggested something like that I was nearly thrown off the forum

[DaveD]

So now we are neons, I have not seen any surfs with http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MULTI-7-Colour...QQcmdZViewItem

But then again the last time I suggested something like that I was nearly thrown off the forum

I think Vince is getting some for his Birthday.......

[truckarms]

then he must have already got these
skull