How many members does it take to change a light bulb?

[hormygollop]

I think you will find it is not a glass sphere , but 'Bulb' shaped , also the 'element' is actually a filament, and the glass bulb also contains an Inert gas.

You say it contains an inert gas, but i opened one and I can assure you it was empty

Keith

[SparX]

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[Draig]

but if the gas had escaped - would that mean it wasn't inert? would that mean it had inertia - and do we have to duck cos of all these little blobs of not inert gas flying around?

[Pete]

Was it a screw in lamp, or the bayonet type?
Pete

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Not really a bright Sparx though are we its GOLLOP not GOLLUP that is a whole different word
Please dont abuse it in huge print

Keith

[hormygollop]

Was it a screw in lamp, or the bayonet type?
Pete

It was probably the SCREW type those are the ones that usually end up phuqed

Keith

[Pete]

It was probably the SCREW type those are the ones that usually end up phuqed

Keith

SPOT on m8!!
Pete

[surffreak]

i changed a metal and glass with light emitting filament in an inert gas today, ahhh that takes me back to the time i blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah and oh how we laughed about it afterwards

[Phil H]

So what about these new LED lamp light bulbs??????

[crusty]

LOL That is so true

As a long time member of MX6.com I can say that is almost 100% accurate. It didn't quite cover all painfull people.I copied that and posted it on mx6.com and the first reply was someone saying he didn't like the way that the numbers were obviously picked at random. WTF get a life.




Why did the light bulb/globe/sphere/daffodil need changing anyway? I'd probably be checking the entire houses wiring, there could be something more serious causing a premature failure of said device.

Jim.

[Dunno]

It was probably the SCREW type those are the ones that usually end up phuqed

Keith

Surely it is not a SCREW but an EDDISON SREW.

Paul

[Gamedawn]

Is that a LARGE Edison screw or a small Edison screw?

[Scubasurf]

it not "aint" ......

it should be "it is not"

[Dunno]

Is that a LARGE Edison screw or a small Edison screw?

To Whom it may concern

Well it most definetly depends upon weather it is for the flux capacitor or not?.

Because if it is, it would be a midi one!

Yours Faithfully

Paul

(Is that a better format Robbie)

[sumo]

Sumo would like to post a reply, but he can't........ the light bulb's bust!!, and he can't see in the dark!

Also, you thought PMT was fun, just wait for the menopause,
see below...

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question?

Mrs Sumo