Nosey Neighbour Driving Me Mental

[kitesurf_phil]

Imagine the scene. You have never MIG welded before in your life. You have read up all you can and had a good long chat with your brother who has been welding for years. You get the machine threaded and your nosey neighbour (like the Harry Enfield character) spends the next two and a half hours looking over your shoulder saying, "If I were you I would do this." "
If Iwere you I would do that."
Seeing as he knew all about the subject I decided to let him have a go with the welder. On no less than three occasions he welded the !!!!!! tip to the nozzle.
I have tried saying, "I have to learn my way." or "Don't you usually pick your grandchildren up at this time?"
I have had to pack up and come indoors. Not because the weather is against me or because I am hungry or because I am tired. I have had to pack up before I smash his brains in with a two-pound club hammer !!!!!!!!!! Hellllllllllp

[Fieldsy]

I have had to pack up before I smash his brains in with a two-pound club hammer !!!!!!!!!! Hellllllllllp

Not much chance of that m8, he'll probabaly tell you, your doing it wrong

[Gamedawn]

Have you tried "accidently" spattering his ankle with weld. It usually puts me off when I do it to myself !

[Manic]

Imagine the scene. You have never MIG welded before in your life. You have read up all you can and had a good long chat with your brother who has been welding for years. You get the machine threaded and your nosey neighbour (like the Harry Enfield character) spends the next two and a half hours looking over your shoulder saying, "If I were you I would do this." "
If Iwere you I would do that."
Seeing as he knew all about the subject I decided to let him have a go with the welder. On no less than three occasions he welded the !!!!!! tip to the nozzle.
I have tried saying, "I have to learn my way." or "Don't you usually pick your grandchildren up at this time?"
I have had to pack up and come indoors. Not because the weather is against me or because I am hungry or because I am tired. I have had to pack up before I smash his brains in with a two-pound club hammer !!!!!!!!!! Hellllllllllp

Now I dont think you want to use a two pound hammer do you, no you really dont want too use a two pound hammer, I would use a .....................

Matt

[TAF]

sounds like his gob needs welding

[Guest]

Now I dont think you want to use a two pound hammer do you, no you really dont want too use a two pound hammer, I would use a .....................

Matt

.......six pound one, or a wheelbrace (makes a nice shaped dent in his head).

[Fieldsy]

aw! come on , I'm feeling guilty now, he was only trying to help ya..tee hee hee

[Guest]

aw! come on , I'm feeling guilty now, he was only trying to help ya..tee hee hee

You don't want to be feeling guilty, what you want to feel is.......

Answers on a postcard

[TonyN]

After you've been welding and grinding for a while, he'll have a noisy neighbour driving him mental before long! then you'll have you revenge.



My Arc welder used to make next doors light dim and TV go nuts every time I struck on.

[Gamedawn]

My Arc welder used to make next doors light dim and TV go nuts every time I struck on.

You been wiring your house up with that damp string again?

[TAZMAN]

Just ask him to hold the plate in place and then tack weld his fingers by mistake.

[Vagrant No2]

Phil

Prep all the metal ready for welding . Then let him do it all for you . Fit a low filter glass to the mask .You sit back with a beer . Job done . He wont want to do it any more when he has 'arc eye' .

Rick

[kitesurf_phil]

Thanks for the support chaps. I'm in better humour now. Tomorrow, weather permitting, I shall try out some/all of the above

[sumo]

Ok Phil heres what you do...
Take a deep breath and relax,adopt the lotus position and meditate on the meaning of life and how much good it is doing for your kama. Close your eyes and gently drift off to a better place where all is calm.After an hour or two all your troubles will be over and if your nosey neighbour is still there smile knowingly at him so he will understand that you know somthing he dose not and if he still persists in giving advice........................ .............................. .
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.PICK UP THE TRUSTY CLUB HAMMER AND BASH HIS HEAD IN

serean sumo said so..

[Fieldsy]

ah!, thats what i like about this forum, such a friendly, placid bunch