Mate of the neighbours son has just reversed up the road (We live at the end of a cul de sac) and managed to clip the Surf - a bit too wet and windy to do a full check but it looks like the offside wheelarch, drivers door and possibly the wing too.
Fortunately the boss is working tonight but around 9:30 tomorrow morning anybody within 60 miles of Andover can expect to hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth !