New Mobile Application

[PhoenixFire]

Hey guys,

I'm a student at University and have been tasked with creating a new mobile application for surfers, beginners and experts alike. I was wondering if anyone would be kind enough to answer the following question:

If you had the perfect surf app, what information would it contain?

Thanks a lot,

Sean

[Koi]

I was just going to delete this and ban him but then I thought you might like to answer him and have some fun.
Fire away.......................... ........


My first thought is he needs to ask his tutor what Surfing actually is and do you actually go to a real university

[wiggy]

If you had the perfect surf app, what information would it contain?

Would have though stuff about surfing.........boards & all that stuff must be a cracking Uni

[BUSHWHACKER]

I've owned Surfs for ten years now, does that make me a beginner or expert?

[angloabroad]

how many more knotts will i get if i wash me board in deisel rhino stuff

[gwh200]

The best surfing app would contain at least through following.
1. Cauliflower cheese. this would enable eating whilst surfing. And what better food is there than a fart smelling vegetable.
2.for a surfing app you will definitely need some puberty. Do you look up to your tutor. Or is it all non facing action?
3. Failing the above, you might need some to start looking at girls. Don't talk computers or apps to girls. Failure to follow this instruction will result in long term virginity. You may also go hairy palmed.
4.Do your research young Jedi. This is a repository for sad bitter old people...called toni

[Black Sheep]

must be a cracking Uni

Awww come on, the spelling and punctuation seems correct. Must go to Edinburgh Uni

[flounderbout]

Maybe he means surfing the net? The best surfing app for surfing the net would be one that can connect to the net. Otherwise it won't work. It needs to contain 5 pages.
1. Wikipedia. This wholly trustworthy source is how pub arguments are resolved.
2. A sports news page. This gives you sports news.
3. Cat videos. I don't see the attraction myself, but apparently they are very important.
4. Ah, sorry, I think I have finally grasped 3. It should have read "pussy".
5. I can't think of what the 5th thing is. If you put Google on it you could probably look up what the 5th thing is meant to be.
Hope that helps

[tashtego]

Hey guys,

I'm a student at University and have been tasked with creating a new mobile application for surfers, beginners and experts alike. I was wondering if anyone would be kind enough to answer the following question:

If you had the perfect surf app, what information would it contain?

Thanks a lot,

Sean

Sean, it might be worth you registering with the SA hilux site (www.hilux4x4.co.za) as they have a Blackberry App if I am not mistaken. It might give you some ideas.

Cheers

[Predictable Bob]

Sean, ignore the stupid replies above from the bitter and twisted members of this forum - especially the one from the coffee maker

The mobile app that would be most useful to me is one that can forecast the mood of my wife so I know when to ask her to lend me her truck so I can go surfing on Salisbury Plain

[flounderbout]

Sean, ignore the stupid replies above from the bitter and twisted members of this forum - especially the one from the coffee maker

The mobile app that would be most useful to me is one that can forecast the mood of my wife so I know when to ask her to lend me her truck so I can go surfing on Salisbury Plain

Already been done.
https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/iper...340757216?mt=8

[Predictable Bob]

No good for my better half Henry - she's past that but you can't tell from the way she acts !

[MWS]

Hey guys,

I'm a student at University and have been tasked with creating a new mobile application for surfers, beginners and experts alike. I was wondering if anyone would be kind enough to answer the following question:

If you had the perfect surf app, what information would it contain?

Thanks a lot,

Sean

Impending cylinder head failure app.

[MWS]

I've owned Surfs for ten years now, does that make me a beginner or expert?

Intermediate....

[wiggy]

Awww come on, the spelling and punctuation seems correct. Must go to Edinburgh Uni

don't know...can't even spell univ.....univers ....oh sod it...univers ...grown up school lol