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    got in a row with a bus driver we exchang a lots of words and guess what he kicked my surf what would you have done with him ?

  • #2
    Originally posted by murf
    got in a row with a bus driver we exchang a lots of words and guess what he kicked my surf what would you have done with him ?
    kicked his bus
    and !!!!ed in the money tray
    dragged him into the nearest pub toilet and make him lick the urinal
    stomped glass into his face
    kicked him with my work boots on
    fart in his general direction
    run over him in my 40ton truck maybe with a 44 just for the extra wheel
    make him drink caustic soda
    tie him up and drop him in a river to see how good he is at knots
    doused him in petrol and lit a match


    why?... what did you do?
    nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!

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    • #3
      laughed my arse off as all he's toes crumpled like blancmange

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      • #4
        Originally posted by dabigman
        kicked his bus
        and !!!!ed in the money tray
        dragged him into the nearest pub toilet and make him lick the urinal
        stomped glass into his face
        kicked him with my work boots on
        fart in his general direction
        run over him in my 40ton truck maybe with a 44 just for the extra wheel
        make him drink caustic soda
        tie him up and drop him in a river to see how good he is at knots
        doused him in petrol and lit a match


        why?... what did you do?

        I feel some anger management required here Matt,,,,,

        YOU COULD HAVE DONE MUCH WORSE THAN THAT !!!!
        Had enough... going to live in Spain....

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        • #5
          murf

          put a block through his windowscreen. he got away lite i tought
          Originally posted by dabigman
          kicked his bus
          and !!!!ed in the money tray
          dragged him into the nearest pub toilet and make him lick the urinal
          stomped glass into his face
          kicked him with my work boots on
          fart in his general direction
          run over him in my 40ton truck maybe with a 44 just for the extra wheel
          make him drink caustic soda
          tie him up and drop him in a river to see how good he is at knots
          doused him in petrol and lit a match


          why?... what did you do?
          Last edited by murf; 24 August 2004, 20:11.

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          • #6
            that's where you went wrong... he hasn't gotta pay for the bus... just old ladies will lose out while it's getting fixed...


            should have done the old take his family hostage thing... that'd get him going!
            nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!

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            • #7
              murf

              i was so mad it was the only thing i could do at that time
              Originally posted by dabigman
              that's where you went wrong... he hasn't gotta pay for the bus... just old ladies will lose out while it's getting fixed...


              should have done the old take his family hostage thing... that'd get him going!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by murf
                i was so mad it was the only thing i could do at that time
                lucky you had a brick handy eh!
                nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!

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