What's the first rule of off roading?......

[BioHazard]

...... Don't go alone ....


So today i went to give the truck a shake down run. Just did one byway from Tilshead to Shrewton As i pull out from the other end Melon notices two guys waving franticly at us so we stop and they come over and say help we have got our 08 plate Shogun stuck(On road tyres). There they are standing in their designer gear covered in MUD and worried as the car was Daddies. Any way to cut a long story short , they had tried to avoid a puddle and ended up stuck up to the doors in mud.... A simple rescue and a dressing down from me about how to off road


Sorry no pics

Guess where they were from ........... ESSEX

[stormforce]

what a pair of first class A S H O E's

[Bogus]

...... Don't go alone ....


So today i went to give the truck a shake down run. Just did one byway from Tilshead to Shrewton As i pull out from the other end Melon notices two guys waving franticly at us so we stop and they come over and say help we have got our 08 plate Shogun stuck(On road tyres). There they are standing in their designer gear covered in MUD and worried as the car was Daddies. Any way to cut a long story short , they had tried to avoid a puddle and ended up stuck up to the doors in mud.... A simple rescue and a dressing down from me about how to off road


Sorry no pics

Guess where they were from ........... ESSEX

Who were you with. ? Just wondering as I can see a few I,s in your post but no We,s

[muddle]

not uncommon, had to rescue a grand vitara that got itself stuck in ruts. was with a friend going through the beckhampton to devizes routes, he bottomed out and dug a hole. was about 19 and had 2 girls with him, didnt look too cool afterwards.

[BioHazard]

Who were you with. ? Just wondering as I can see a few I,s in your post but no We,s

Breaking rule one but had have self rescue equipment and the rescue truck on speed dial....

[Bogus]

Breaking rule one but had have self rescue equipment and the rescue truck on speed dial....

tsk tsk

[tintin]

First rule = Keep your thumbs out of the steering wheel, you never know when she's gonna snatch

[Black Sheep]

Don't go in a land rover

[SJM]

What's wrong with Essex, we don't all drive shoguns......

[BioHazard]

What's wrong with Essex, we don't all drive shoguns......

That makes it worse they were from Romford .... Know any one with a silver 08 shogun

[Wolfracer]

First rule = Keep your thumbs out of the steering wheel, you never know when she's gonna snatch

Nah, First Rule is make sure you go to the loo (no. 2) before you go... It's a long day!

[gwh200]

First rule about solo offroading...don't talk about solo offreading.

[Bogus]

First rule about solo offroading...don't talk about solo offreading.

Now Im all challenged. You,re such a confusing person, I dont know if thats a joke or double entendre of some vague sort or a simple bit of "fat finger bloke " syndrome. OFFREADING ???

[gwh200]

I've often considered you "challenged" Alex.

[BioHazard]

First rule about solo offroading...don't talk about solo offreading.

And what's the second rule