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  • Sweaty Socks

    I was driving from Glasgow to Cupar today when my old Mercedes run out of Diesel. The gauge had started to lie a couple of days ago, but what with the sunstroke I have from the weather, I forgot.
    Anyway, I managed to coast off the M876 or some other 3 digit motorway, and rolled into Denny (I think)
    I asked a bird at a nearby bus stop where the nearest garage was and she said it was at least a couple of miles away.
    The distance didn't scare me, but the weather did!
    I saw this bloke walking towards me so I stopped and asked him if there was a Petrol station nearer.
    He said "Nae bother, I'll take you in ma car"
    So this guy walked home, got his car and took me to a garage. He waited for me to buy a can and then took me back.
    He refused to take any money from me.

    So, I tipped the diesel in, and because this old thing has no manual primer, I flattened my battery trying to start it.

    I was sitting and saying "Bollix" for the 3 hundredth time when the same guy (he had taken his car home and was walking back to the paper shop) tapped on my window and asked if everything was alright.

    I told him my battery was flat and he said "nae bother, I'll walk back and get me car"

    He came back, Jumped my car started, refused any money and left.

    What an good person! What a nice race of people.
    Sent from the iPad you "lost"

  • #2
    See, told you we were nice. You passed very close to Alan, Brian and me on your journey today.

    Will you be in the Denny area (or Glasgow) again this trip?
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    • #3
      If your kettle was on, I could be there in an hour.

      I've been back and forth this last couple of months, If the weather was different I would move here.
      I went to the doctors in Dunfirmline the other week, Free prescriptions!!
      I seen some nice coastlines and there's not much traffic.
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      • #4
        I'm in work. If you give Brian a shout, he'll make you a cuppa.
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        • #5
          we,re just like Serbs in that respect. Give you the shirt off of our backs.
          Сви можемо

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Albannach View Post
            I'm in work. If you give Brian a shout, he'll make you a cuppa.
            I'm back at Erskine now, I think I may have an easyish day Tomorrow and Tuesday, then I'm off for a week or so.

            I think I've got plenty of work coming up up here. So I'll give you a shout.

            Please turn the sun on though.
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            • #7
              Fcuk me I thought you had died....
              Eat.Sleep.Surf.Repeat.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by slobodan View Post
                Please turn the sun on though.
                It is on, we're just hiding it.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Bogus View Post
                  we,re just like Serbs in that respect. Give you the shirt off of our backs.
                  My Mrs agrees with you.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by shokenore View Post
                    Fcuk me I thought you had died....
                    Died, Work.

                    Both shitty four letter words with reasonably the same meaning.

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                    • #11
                      You were a mile from me wish I had seen this earlier. Alan and I were faffing about in the garage all day.
                      Brian

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by yoshie View Post
                        You were a mile from me wish I had seen this earlier. Alan and I were faffing about in the garage all day.
                        I knew you was around there somewhere.

                        Are you all like the guy that helped me?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by slobodan View Post
                          I knew you was around there somewhere.

                          Are you all like the guy that helped me?

                          Unfortunately not all but enough are.
                          Brian

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                          • #14
                            I would have watched him walk myself...

                            Break down a bit further north john. I'll come get you.
                            Non intercooled nothing.

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                            • #15
                              Spent 10 years average 5 days a week in scotland truck driving never met many unpleasant or unhelpfull bodies.
                              Also a few times with motorhome to see the places not able to see by truck same experience

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