Well that's the first time.......

[frontman]

I don't like dancing on ice, I'm a celeb or eastenders (and quite a few more inane programs)
so I don't watch them... simple really.

I could watch them and then complain how sh1t they are but that would be a waste of time and make me a moaning git !

[J i m s t e r]

I wouldn't mind if it was briefer.

Clarkson has sort of turned it into a full blown interview and he is such a sycophant to boot.

"Hello, how are you, here's your lap" "1 minute 47 secs, you're shit, bye"

Would be preferable.

They fill at least one whole minute with:

"And you did it in...."


"One...."



"Forty..."

etc.

Only James May seems devoid of smugness and he needs a good haircut, the lad.