I'm so glad January's out the way...

[Wolfracer]

You know bad luck comes in threes? Well count these up...

Dishwasher started leaking...
Laptop screen broke...
Sky plus box literally blew up...
Kodak printer broke - printhead jam - fatal
2 Weeks off work - ill / new year type days off...
Washing machine stopped working - selector keeps spinning around...
Toaster was tripping the RCD
and 2 lightbulbs have gone on the kitchen!

Now, not wanting to get down about all this, did a bit of digging around on tinternet.
and FOR FREE...

Stopped Dishwasher leaking.
Got a new SKY+HD box
Complained to KODAK HO and they have sent a new printer FOC
Found a fix for w m/c - gonna do it this afto, apparently it needs the pcb resetting...10 minute job
Mrs cleaned out the toaster - it was a current (othe raisin variety - no pun intended) being detected...all fixed.
Figured I'm saving 150W an hour by not replacing those damn bulbs...

So it ain't all bad- Don't let the Ba$tards grind you down...

[Diezel Weazel]

Sounds like ya now need to get outta the house for a break.
Enjoy the rest o' ya day

10+ Years of Surfs .... n Faultless to a " T " is my Yota

[slobodan]

You know bad luck comes in threes? Well count these up...

Dishwasher started leaking...
Not in your area

Laptop screen broke...
OK, need porn, gotta fix that

Sky plus box literally blew up...
Unless it's for sport, this is not your problem

Kodak printer broke - printhead jam - fatal
Bad luck

2 Weeks off work - ill / new year type days off...
Washing machine stopped working - selector keeps spinning around...
Washing machine? what does that look like?

Toaster was tripping the RCD
You can still dry leaves in the microwave

and 2 lightbulbs have gone on the kitchen!
Change them, but she has to reward you!

Aint THAT bad.

[PM0077]

Aint THAT bad.

The last thing you want to be doing is trying to dry out "things" quickly, the only outcome will be a sore throat. And the leaves are nae use anyway

[slobodan]

The last thing you want to be doing is trying to dry out "things" quickly, the only outcome will be a sore throat. And the leaves are nae use anyway

Leaves are used for padding out the buds.

I'm off the tobacco.

[Wolfracer]

You lot brew a lot of your own tea then? I just buy PG tips, its easier...

..and Slobodan, unfortunately I'm getting an ear bashing for "not fixing quickly enough" the kitcheny type things....

[VidaMusic]

Any chance ya could call at mine mate and gently rub ya hands over bonnet of me truck then? Soddin 4WD acting the tw4t again!

[Wolfracer]

Any chance ya could call at mine mate and gently rub ya hands over bonnet of me truck then? Soddin 4WD acting the tw4t again!

Why sure...
Just got to fix mine first though... clunk clunk bang oops where's me teeth.