Been a spate of robberies round here, not on my scummy council estate but all the posh folks are getting well taken.There`s a selection of smack dealers who frequent the various shops as well as a thriving trade up the motorway polluting Scotland with the sh1t but put all that on hold. Someone shouted something at a footballer who promptly burst into tears, told the ref, made a complaint to the busys (police) who started an investigation and have now arrested someone. Now i dont know what was shouted at the guy maybe it was as extreme as Your Mother Is a Hamster and Your Father Smells of Elderberries but crying in front of a stadium full of people then telling sir. Someone shouts something at you, ignore it or jump into the crowd and give him a flying drop kick like Eric Cantona done so impressively back in the day

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