I'm wondering...

[Albannach]

Just how many Surf owners happen to have had 5 pieces of chicken (from Asda) and a can of green Monster for their tea?

I don't mind what order you had them in. But for me, it was a swig from the can, bit of chicken, swig ... and so on. Once the chicken was finished, I drank the rest of the contents of the can.

Now I'm off to make a coffee (2 heaped teaspoonfulls of coffee, level teaspoonfull of sugar and a splash of semi skimmed milk).

[Predictable Bob]

Have you no taste ???

Asda chicken is shite (And it's actually better with TVR's)

[Albannach]

Have you no taste ???

Asda chicken is shite (And it's actually better with TVR's)

Nope, no taste whatsoever, that's why I can eat Asda chicken.

[Ace Piker]

Nope, no taste whatsoever, that's why I can eat Asda chicken.

And you are obviously home alone!

[Albannach]

Nah, I'm at work

[Ace Piker]

Nah, I'm at work

Aha! Never mind! I wish (sadly) I was at work! Fed up with crutches and wheelchair. Thankfully even tho I have another 6 weeks in a cast my GP has done a fit note for light duties and survisory work only!

[Albannach]

Another 6 weeks! Not good.

Some folk will tell you I'm on light duties all the time...

[ROMEROTECH]

If you get fed up with Asda chicken there's always deep fried Mars bars or black pudding in batter supper...yum..

[Ace Piker]

Nope but standard for a broken heel sadly!

[Apache]

Not me. I went out for a walk with the missus and had several ciders and a very nice Thai meal

[Albannach]

That does sound much better than sitting here, in front of 10 screens, eating chicken and talking shite on the internet.

[BUSHWHACKER]

Not me. I went out for a walk with the missus and had several ciders and a very nice Thai meal

I'm glad you added 'meal' the end of that statement.

[Apache]

I'm glad you added 'meal' the end of that statement.

I added 'meal' precisely because I knew you'd take it the wrong way

[BUSHWHACKER]

I added 'meal' precisely because I knew you'd take it the wrong way

Oh, I just assumed Vicki was looking over your shoulder.

[POPEYE]

You need to make certain of the gender when you order a thai, they are very hard to tell apart (untill your enjoying it so much you cant turn back

(we had corn beef fritters and new spuds picked from our very own garden! well actually one of those grow bag things)