It's good but it's not right.

[BUSHWHACKER]

A diesel dragster????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKc7d...eature=related

[TonyN]

Cool, I like it.

[flounderbout]

What's happened to that JCB world record attempt diesel? Is it built yet? Have they run it?

[flounderbout]

What's happened to that JCB world record attempt diesel? Is it built yet? Have they run it?

Only 5 years ago apparently! Could have sworn that was in the papers recently. Think I must be getting Alzheimers.

[TonyN]

Only 5 years ago apparently! Could have sworn that was in the papers recently. Think I must be getting Alzheimers.

and you're talking to yourself too!!

[flounderbout]

and you're talking to yourself too!!

In my defence I'm in A&E waiting to find out whether I've broken my neck again.

[slobodan]

In my defence I'm in A&E waiting to find out whether I've broken my neck again.

What? NHS? in Guildford? surely not.

[gwh200]

He's a lawyer, therefore being such a wordsmith, there are the occasional times when a misplaced comma, or even-perish the thought- an apostrophe can change the meaning of the whole sentence.

Consider...

Helping your uncle jack, off a horse.

Helping your uncle jack off,a horse.

So a slightly misplaced article can wreak havoc.
So the sentence beggining with the words

"in my defence" , substitute the rest of the sentence with
"i didn't know he was under age officer, and a toilet cubicle IS private".

Hope all is well Henry.

[flounderbout]

I am sure private hospital ceilings would be more interesting to look at...

[gwh200]

Ooh...I say....those stripes on your shirt, they do make your face look...fat!

[BigBobE]

In my defence I'm in A&E waiting to find out whether I've broken my neck again.

and how did one manage this????

[flounderbout]

Ooh...I say....those stripes on your shirt, they do make your face look...fat!

###### collar. What is the point of it preventing paralysis if it makes your face look momentarily fat in a photo?

[gwh200]

It looks suspiciously like the wakeboard manouvere...bit like the heimlich manouvere, but applied to the neck!

[flounderbout]

and how did one manage this????

Same as usual - wakeboarding. How did the wedding go? Is your head less sore than mine yet?

[flounderbout]

It looks suspiciously like the wakeboard manouvere...bit like the heimlich manouvere, but applied to the neck!