100 yen...!

[flounderbout]

Funnily enough I was clearing out the Surf the other day (there was quite a lot of rubbish in there), and what should I find in the glove compartment but diminutive pop princess, Kylie Minogue.
I sent her packing, naturally. ###### cheek if you ask me.

[Apache]

After an episode of Top Gear, I went out to the truck to see if there was a Sienna Miller in my glovebox like in Jeremy's Yeti. Sadly not

[gwh200]

Well you obviously don't have the top ssrg spec. Winter pack, heated fuel filter, recaro seats...centre console leading to an alternate universe.

[HONEST AL]

I yen for something differant

I would like to find a few coins in my car

The change would do me good

[flounderbout]

i would like to find a few coins in my car

the change would do me good

[J i m s t e r]

My dad keeps drinking brake fluid.

I told him he was addicted, but he said he could stop anytime.

[gwh200]

I gave mrs GWH weedkiller to drink, and she didn't notice.
She failed to see the fungicide.

[diddypony]

..You ever think to yourself.." I wish I'd never mentioned it "...

[BUSHWHACKER]

No, why?

[schrodingers-cat]

..You ever think to yourself.." I wish I'd never mentioned it "...

Thought you done quite well there. Only minor sarcasm none of it pointed in your direction. No spelling or punctuation mistakes and associated ridicule. not bad at all, if your not happy with that god help you when its time to ask a dim question

[diddypony]

..Oh believe me, I've got thousands of dim questions !!..why does my jack russell think its funny to keep opening the windows when she stands on the armrest ??

[BUSHWHACKER]

You let your dog run loose in the car when you're driving???

[Wolfracer]

...and it was going so well...

[diddypony]

only when I'm drunk or on the phone..

[Predictable Bob]

This guys got potential !

Is it time to call in the big guns and see how easily he breaks ?