Nutter on the bus

[POPEYE]

Or to be more precice the nutter in my garage, anyone else fine they seem to attract those blokes that just come up and start talking or just hang about near ya?
the chap came last night (early evening) to pick up and pay for the bars i sold on ebay, he also had a surf and while i'm talking to him in my garage a youngish lad just came in and stood there, i didn't recconise him (at first) and so assumed he'd come with the bloke and just got fed up of sitting in his truck, anyway the guy pays me and we shake hands and off he goes but this guys still stood there, i said are you comeing out as well or staying in there cos i'm off indoors now, he starts going on about how he got a job painting old cars and i'm thinking WTF is this tw@t on about, turnes out he's the son of a nabour who died some years ago who i haven't seen in years,
it seems every soddin time i have someone come to the house and have to talk or do summat on my truck or theirs some bugga wanders over and sticks his nose in useually when your haveing a bad time and can least do with some idot hanging round, stating the bl00dy obvious, thers one who always turns up on a bike and is definatly not all there, whatever you want he got it untill you do actually want it,
bloke accross the road who is also not quite right, he talks so fast and grabled i never understand WTF he said, many a time i laughted when i should have shook my head i've had em on busses at waterloo station (all those people and he picks on me) in pubs
prob my fault as i aint got the heart to tell em to feck off,
i sometimes wonder about this estate, do i hear banjo's now and then?
minor rant over

[mckirdy-services]

You obviously look like a kind and caring person!


Or a mug

[Bogus]

Never happens to me, thank goodness, but you must be one of those people who give off that aura. My wife would sympathise with you, as she also attracts them. Trains, boats, planes, shops, bars, any queue, anywhere,If theres someone around with a story to tell, she seems to attract them. She gets all the ones who want to tell their life stories, usually tragic in some way, abused women, born agains, reformed addicts, ex cons, recently and not so recently bereaved, shes had them all pouring their hearts out, and telling her stuff most folk would rather not hear, and which most folk keep to themselves. Luckily for me Im invisible to most of them. On a positive note I suppose its good that there are people like you and her around. It spares the rest of us, and maybe having synpathetic souls like you around to talk to, is enough to stop the nutter going postal.

Bogus

[noobysurfer]

You might live near a window-licker bus stop!!!

[JUDWAK]

dont be cruel
your looked up too
some people need giuding and they seem to pick you
there be a reason for that

i get the same iam (what i call) a weirdo magnet
but they are mainly nice people just very miss understud
and come across that way too

learn them they wont be that strange then will they
after you give them a few pionters in life

[POPEYE]

In other words George i look a soft touch and i think your right Alex, some people must give off an aura which these people pick up on, they dont do it to my wife, she wont have any of it, just walks right past those clip-board toteing buttonholers ya seem to get everywhere, i always seem to end up in conversation with em, even the "big issue" sellers, i feel it rude not to acknowlage em,

[JUDWAK]

i find it hard to ignore anyone even yoshie

[che2318]

i got approached by a guy when i was in tesco, he came up to me and said ''hello, I like your trousers, may i ask where you got them from?''


i replied ''a shop'' and swiftly made for the exit!

[KERRSURF]

I'm good at spotting them. I'm pretty good at giving them the 'don't bother coming over to chat, just #### off' look.