The French

[gwh200]

Apology accepted on behalf of French people everywhere.

I'm not actually French but can't be arsed with bigotry.

I'm a Scotsman and sometimes even proud of that fact, I know your original post was lighthearted but that's how wars start you know! Or shooting a Czar.

You started it...you invaded poland...or was that belgium... i get confused.

[JUDWAK]

well i stand by my statment

[KERRSURF]

You started it...you invaded poland...or was that belgium... i get confused.

Me.....never invaded anything in my life! (except the kebab shop)

[Apache]

You started it...you invaded poland.

An excellent Basil Fawlty there.

<Basil> "Well you started it!"
<German man> "No we didn't!"
<Basil> "Yes you did, you invaded Poland!"

[KERRSURF]

[yoshie]

As for Bob calling me a "sweaty" I'll treat that with the contempt it deserves and the sympathy he deserves.

Your ex army you should be used to it.

[KERRSURF]

Your ex army you should be used to it.

Oh aye, very used to derogatory terms thrown out casually by ignorant people.

I'd rather be called a c*nt than a Jock.

[tintin]

Oh aye, very used to derogatory terms thrown out casually by ignorant people.

I'd rather be called a c*nt than a Jock.

Dont believe that fr one minute!!!!

Alan

[puddlesurfer]

Oh aye, very used to derogatory terms thrown out casually by ignorant people.

I'd rather be called a c*nt than a Jock.

C*nt!

[puddlesurfer]

My bad - the typing tourettes is coming through!

[KERRSURF]

Dont believe that fr one minute!!!!

Alan

I can get used to c*nt but jock just ####es me off. If someone wants to talk to me they can find out my name, not be lazy and call me jock.

[BUSHWHACKER]

I can get used to c*nt but jock just ####es me off. If someone wants to talk to me they can find out my name, not be lazy and call me jock.

Oi cu*t, whats yer name again?

[puddlesurfer]

I can get used to c*nt but jock just ####es me off. If someone wants to talk to me they can find out my name, not be lazy and call me jock.

Hi Alan! I found out your name

[tintin]

I can get used to c*nt but jock just ####es me off. If someone wants to talk to me they can find out my name, not be lazy and call me jock.

I've always thought of it as quite an affectionate monicker!!
Like those who call me a cockney (i'm not) just cos i'm a londoner!

Al

[KERRSURF]

I wouldn't call an Irishman Paddy or a Welshman Taff, it's just rude.

But yeh, anyone south of Birmingham is a ###### Cockney.