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  • #16
    iam not into hitting a woman but you know sometimes they push and push
    i do feel like knocking her the fek out
    she wont listen or even hear my voice
    and i have had the odd back thourght of shall i just knock her out
    but then again i have been with her 18 years now
    am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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    • #17
      beverley near hull was named after loads of beavers which once lived in the area


      and
      there are more chickens than humans in england most of wich joined up here
      am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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      • #18
        Sent from the iPad you "lost"

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        • #19
          mixed my horse sh1t leaf mould and soil now
          i need some spores now super market mushrooms should have spores in them?
          am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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          • #20
            not sure of the spellings but mush rooms has a rule need photophic acid to grow
            this acid is given off by things rotting down
            oxygen is al so needed for this process to work
            we humans need this acid too
            ascorbic acid is one of the most importent acids to us
            its used in wine makeing too i think
            and it stoped scervieas on ships in the old days
            with out ascorbic acid we would just rott from the in side
            eat fresh friut and veg thats were you get it from
            or you use your own ascorbic acid and die younger
            am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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            • #21
              kea is a 2ft long bird that eats window rubber off cars
              in new zeland
              iam full of bollicks today
              am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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              • #22
                Horse sh1t is the best type of shit, better than goat's or chicken's

                I keep a shovel in the back of the Pickup.
                Sent from the iPad you "lost"

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                • #23
                  chickhen sh1t is very good on hedges and young trees
                  am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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                  • #24
                    Can I join in too?

                    I have a useless fact, during prohibition times Laphroaig was the only alcohol that could be sold legally as it used to be labelled as a tincture. Mind you it is ###### rotten.

                    Paul

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                    • #25
                      Until 1812, it was still illegal to impersonate an Egyptian.
                      Non intercooled nothing.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by gwh200 View Post
                        Until 1812, it was still illegal to impersonate an Egyptian.
                        Superb, shame it wasn't until the 1980's then we might not have had to suffer the bangles.

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                        • #27
                          new years day used to be on the 25th of march
                          becuase of the roman calender this was right up to the 1750's
                          am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by PM0077 View Post
                            Superb, shame it wasn't until the 1980's then we might not have had to suffer the bangles.
                            suezanna hoffs was the lead singer and well worth one
                            am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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                            • #29
                              berwick upon Tweed was at war with russa untill 1966
                              when russa noticed and payed them a viset of peace
                              am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by JUDWAK View Post
                                suezanna hoffs was the lead singer and well worth one
                                Aye but not a patch on Kim Wilde though, although she is the size of a bouncy castle these days

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