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  • Poxy Xbox dominating internet and off spring not listening

    Can someone suggest a method of teach my know it all offspring that Xboxes eat bandwidth on the internet...Once he starts shouting at his mates when to duck or other such instances...When it takes ages to load pages up or download emails he wont get it into his thick head that its the feckin xbox thats slowing things down...even tho his hardwired port is through a 10meg hub and every body else is on the 20meg ports.....I need a 1 meg hub to strangle his demands down otherwise next step will be the 10lb hammer.....Hes allready had the his mac address blocked from the wifi (shame) Plus he thinks we dont know he is on it till stupid o clock its a bummer when strange how his port gets unplugged at night cant think for the life of me how that happens.....
    Im not a gynacologist but ill have a look

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    Give it the frisbee treatment - Jackie threatened to do it with the PS2 and the kids said " You wouldn't dare ..."

    Scratch one PS2 !


    Life is too important to take seriously !

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    • #3
      Sent from the iPad you "lost"

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      • #4
        Hi

        If it were me , I would be running the xbox via its own server/router either via wifi or hardwired and bandwidth shape it into the main hub ...use a cron job to turn the connection off at a specified time..

        Something like

        http://www.zeroshell.net/eng/

        sorry its Linux but thats what I work with

        The problem I had was 50 users trying to get onto a 2meg connection ( a few years ago ) with the MD demanding the lions share hence bandwidth shaping.


        Regards


        Bob

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        • #5
          Originally posted by slobodan View Post
          I prefer this method...
          Non intercooled nothing.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by gwh200 View Post
            I prefer this method...
            Come to think of it... Yes your method is definitely better..<grin>

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            • #7
              Originally posted by g0pey View Post
              Come to think of it... Yes your method is definitely better..<grin>
              That's the spirit...thrash em to within an inch of their lives, just to remind them how lucky they are!
              Non intercooled nothing.

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              • #8
                Get yourself a Draytek Vigor 2820 router and use its Quality of service features to limit the bandwith for the xbox ip addres or port numbers.

                http://www.draytek.co.uk/support/kb_vigor_qos.html

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by slobodan View Post

                  Thats for girls, what you need is a handheld tesla coil!!

                  Like this one

                  Muhahaha
                  Last edited by kamaangir; 23 September 2010, 23:36.
                  l'm FAME-ous!

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                  • #10
                    Get him a decent bike. Worked for me.
                    Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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                    • #11
                      The only problem with the short hand held devices is that when used, the target could go into muscular spasms and lash out and hit you ..

                      I suggest this as a option:

                      http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QzREC_A-Q7...tle%2Bprod.jpg


                      Regards

                      Bob

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                      • #12
                        what router do you have?
                        Show me where the trench is at or can i make one!

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                        • #13
                          Moaning old fart get a better Internet service and leave the lad alone,it would be worse if he was clogging your precious Internet downloading porn and spanking his monkey till stupid o clock!!!!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by noobysurfer View Post
                            downloading porn and spanking his monkey till stupid o clock!!!!
                            Which is a lot less disturbing than pretending you're an alien commando killing zombies in some far off universe.
                            Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Apache View Post
                              Which is a lot less disturbing than pretending you're an alien commando killing zombies in some far off universe.
                              youv'e not been along streatham high street for a while then andy..
                              Non intercooled nothing.

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