girl power

[Draig]

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him
to one side and said,


"When I got married to your mother the first thing I
did when we got home was to take off my trousers. I
gave them to your mother and told her to try them on,
which she did. They were enormous on her and she said
to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they
were too large. I said to her

"Of course they are too large for you. I wear the
trousers in this family and I always will. Ever since
that day we have never had a single problem".

Jack took his father's advice to heart and as soon as
he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same
thing. He took off his trousers and handed them to
Jill and told her to try them on. When she did she
said "I can't wear these, they're far too large for
me".

"Exactly" Jack replied "I wear the trousers in this
family and I always will. I don't want you to ever
forget that".

Then Jill took off her knickers and gave them to Jack.


"Try these on Jack" she said, so he tried them on but
they were too small.

"I can't get into your knickers" said Jack.

So Jill said " Exactly, and if you don't change your
f****** attitude, you never will!"

[colincd]

Brill, Print that one off for a few mates

[Delboy]

Excellent!