I'm driving a 30 foot hummer today.

[gwh200]

And tommorow I'm driving a 40foot hummer...it's ok till you have to make a turn...no turning circle at all. And I used to complain about the coaches...pile of dung this thing is. Slow,noisy, temp gauge up and down like a tarts trollies.
And If I didn't know any better, I'd say the prop or gearbox is about to fall off/out.

[Rustinho]

By a 30 foot hummer I assume you aren't driving a refuse collection truck?! lol

[stormforce]

My brother has just bought a a"52" plate limo.Its a ford exscursion.Its just over 30' long and full leather interior and is immaculate.He is driving it back to spain where he lives and has a limo business.Its a repossession and he paid ruddy good money for it.He's nowgot 7 cars but 1 of which is a 1930's Austin A12.
He started off just buying a couple for his restauant and bar so he can offer the customers a chaffeur ride home so they are able to drink.
He then got asked to do a wedding and things just grew from there.He bought a Rolls Royce last year and then this year sold one of the stretch limo's and the money from that paid for the New Ford limo and the Austin A12 last week
My bother will fall into a sewer and come out smelling of bl00dy roses

[POPEYE]

temp gauge up and down like a tarts trollies



Hehe

[gwh200]

Kin' great big pile of rancid tramps toenail clippings. Apart from that it's ok.

[gwh200]

Mind...the inside is a bit"special"....buy still cack.

[POPEYE]

Very nicely "apointed" i can imagine that full of long legged young things

[meooo]

You taking it laning afterwards??

[gwh200]

It can't manage speed humps without grounding. It's got (thankfully) lots of under body protection.

[JUDWAK]

It can't manage speed humps without grounding. It's got (thankfully) lots of under body protection.

a bit like my wife

dose it humm too

[Rustinho]

a bit like my wife

dose it humm too

That comment just made me choke on my coffee!!

[dieselboy]

And tommorow I'm driving a 40foot hummer...it's ok till you have to make a turn...no turning circle at all. And I used to complain about the coaches...pile of dung this thing is. Slow,noisy, temp gauge up and down like a tarts trollies.
And If I didn't know any better, I'd say the prop or gearbox is about to fall off/out.

Temp was the same with the brand new H3 I had. It would sit about half way or just over, then as soon as the engine did any work it kept increasing up til passed 3/4. Although the outside temp was 45 - 50c.
Air con worked a treat though!

[gwh200]

This is a poxy old H2 tony.
itajust been abused. The company have been warned that all hummer drivers MUST have a pcv licence..i think they've been caught before. Good hourly rate times 14 hours today...sort of makes up for it.

[dieselboy]

This is a poxy old H2 tony.
itajust been abused. The company have been warned that all hummer drivers MUST have a pcv licence..i think they've been caught before. Good hourly rate times 14 hours today...sort of makes up for it.

Surely they are supposed to be better?? I seriously want a new~ish H2. Nice big 6 litre v8
American Built so the quality must be superb!

Do you feel like a poser?

I can drive long things. Can I have a job?

[stormforce]

this is like the one my brother bought last week
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2005-Ford-Excu...item414f12b29d

and this is like most of his other cars
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2004-Lincoln-T...item414cb7e84e