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  • Sheila's wheels......

    Can anyone please tell me where insurance companies get the idea from that female drivers are less of a risk on the road?

    No less than 5 incidents during a 12 mile journey today have confirmed my original theory that, by and large, the words "Woman" and "Driver" should never be used in the same sentence.

    (1) Traffic lights on red. I'm in lefthand lane waiting to turn left. Woman driver in righthand lane indicating right. Lights change to green and woman turns left across my path almost taking the bumper off my van.

    (2) Several hundred yards later, same woman driver as in (1) is ahead of me when she decides to come to a dead stop half way round a roundabout and attempt a 3 point turn. I, and several other drivers, pointed out the error of her ways but she carried on and drove off against the traffic as if she'd done nothing wrong.

    (3) A couple of miles further on and as usual the dreaded bus driver pulls out ahead of me from a stop without indicating and completely oblivious to everything else thats going on.......had me stamping on the brake pedal so hard that I'm convinced I bent it a bit. For three miles this bus travelled at 11mph ahead of me and mounted the curb at every bend and corner along the way. Eventually it came to a stop and I could pass.......woman driver!

    (4) Within half a mile of the end of my journey I approached a set of lights on red. At the lights ahead of me was a car with reversing lights on so I left at least a 15 foot gap....just incase. As the lights changed to green the car set off in reverse and didn't stop until it met the front of my van. The woman driver got out of the car and apologised. Fortunately neither of us had been hurt, there was no damage to my van and only a very small dent on her car so I told her to forget it.

    (5) After the above incident, the lady got back into her car and drove off.....through the lights ahead of her, which by this time were back to red. She then realised what she'd done and stopped infront of the red light at the opposite side of the junction.

    Thoughts on a postcard please..........

    Alan
    If at first you don't succeed,
    Destroy all evidence that you even tried.

  • #2
    How about this then......

    About two months ago my mum was parked outside my grans old house in Edinburgh as they had to clear some stuff out before the new buyers moved in. She had got to the front door and remembered she'd forgotten to get something out of the car, as she turned around she heard an almighty bang and realised someone had smashed in to the back of her car. My mums car was shunted forward about 5ft into the back of my aunt and uncles car which was parked in front (bear in mind that this is in a 30mph zone and the handbrake was obviously on as it is on a hill!!!)

    This is the best bit......the woman's "excuse" for the crash was that she thought there was a wee spider in her car and she got a fright.
    Although they did get a brand new car from the insurance it does make you wonder where these idiots get their driving licenses from.

    Paul

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    • #3
      Nah, thinking about it in my group of friends I know more guys that have accidents than women.
      4x4toys.co.uk - Keeping you on and off the road...

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      • #4
        Blooming women, if they didn't have that nice bit between their legs, no-one would even talk to them!
        Sent from the iPad you "lost"

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        • #5
          Women tend to have accidents at low speed. Parking, reversing etc. Something to do with genetically poorer spatial awareness or something (which they make up for with ability to multitask not shared generally by blokes). Men tend to have more high speed accidents due to high levels of testosterone dulling the self preservation instinct.

          I ran into the back of two women (different occasions I hasten to add) who'd just stopped for no reason. One a few yards onto a roundabout, the other at the junction of a deserted roundabout. Both my fault - too fast. One of the women argued that it was her fault (!) as she'd stopped on the roundabout because she couldn't see. It was raining heavily and she couldn't find the wiper switch (!!) and the other 'didn't really know' why she'd stopped (!!!) though I proved that I could slow from about 80mph to about 2mph in the time it takes to say 'shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iittttttttttttt!!!!!!!!'

          My other memorable accident - again, too fast for conditions when I was much younger. Hopefully one learns from experience, but you cant do owt about your genes
          Last edited by Apache; 15 April 2010, 15:26.
          Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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          • #6
            Originally posted by slobodan View Post
            Blooming women, if they didn't have that nice bit between their legs, no-one would even talk to them!
            That where your missus keeps her purse then?
            Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Apache View Post
              That where your missus keeps her purse then?
              How do you know that?
              Sent from the iPad you "lost"

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              • #8
                I wonder what Vicki Butler Henderson has to say about your opinion of women drivers?
                I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by lord_flashart View Post
                  I wonder what Vicki Butler Henderson has to say about your opinion of women drivers?
                  She'd say, "Wanna see me purse"
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by lord_flashart View Post
                    I wonder what Vicki Butler Henderson has to say about your opinion of women drivers?
                    No doubt like most women, with the exception of my own sister, she'd disagree loudly.

                    As a 19 year old student nurse, my sister began having driving lessons on a twice weekly basis. After two years of doing so she admitted that she had no more idea than the day she started, and her instructor agreed. As a last resort the instructor suggested that she should book her test anyway, but make sure she wore her nurses uniform on the day of her test and hope she got a male examiner......she did, and passed. Several weeks later our parents bought her a mini, which she drove twice then sold. After more than 20 years my sister has never once got behind the wheel and is the first person to admit that, in general, women do not make good drivers.

                    I'm not saying that I've never seen male drivers performing similar stunts, or worse. It just seems to me that most female drivers I see on the roads haven't got a f****** clue what they are doing.

                    Alan
                    If at first you don't succeed,
                    Destroy all evidence that you even tried.

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                    • #11
                      Who says VBH is female? I reckon she's got more than a purse between her legs!
                      Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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                      • #12


                        You lot are really looking for trouble aren't you ???

                        There's loads of factors involved but the most significant is that women generally do far fewer miles than blokes !


                        Life is too important to take seriously !

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                        • #13
                          That Vicki is
                          Oh Nana, what's my name?

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