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As ow was so popular! how about a list of worst injurys.
Not the boring stuff (there's about 4 bones in my body I havent broke, but the storys behind them arent particularly exciting!)
I'll start off with a small selection of the good ones...
1. You know the big cardboard tubes in the centre of carpets? put one up against the house when I was a kid, tried to walk up it and climb thru my bedroom window. Nine tenths of the way up, it rolled over, and I headbutted the concrete yard. Of course I dont remember it, but my friends said it was quite spectacular!
2. 100 foot nosedive down a cliff face in a mountaineering accident. I didnt burst when I hit the bottom! but I did rip my arm open and my elbow popped out.
3. 'A'hole in a van knocked me off my motorbike on a roundabout. Straight over the top of me, spat me out the back. Shock's a marvellous thing. I was trying to pull out the big thing stuck in my leg till I realized it was my tibia!
Internal injurys and plenty breaks. THREE MONTHS in hospital. Pants.
Not the boring stuff (there's about 4 bones in my body I havent broke, but the storys behind them arent particularly exciting!)
I'll start off with a small selection of the good ones...
1. You know the big cardboard tubes in the centre of carpets? put one up against the house when I was a kid, tried to walk up it and climb thru my bedroom window. Nine tenths of the way up, it rolled over, and I headbutted the concrete yard. Of course I dont remember it, but my friends said it was quite spectacular!
2. 100 foot nosedive down a cliff face in a mountaineering accident. I didnt burst when I hit the bottom! but I did rip my arm open and my elbow popped out.
3. 'A'hole in a van knocked me off my motorbike on a roundabout. Straight over the top of me, spat me out the back. Shock's a marvellous thing. I was trying to pull out the big thing stuck in my leg till I realized it was my tibia!
Internal injurys and plenty breaks. THREE MONTHS in hospital. Pants.
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