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ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE BANNED MANAGEMENT
The Management of HILUX SURF forum would have it be known that they have reluctantly not been able to exclude that well known International Geordie orator
, & defender of the fairer sex 
, currently residing somewhere on the COSTA DE CLYDE COAST from the said forum.
We have gone to extreme lengths to try & exclude said member (
or should that be said’s member ) to the extent of sending one of our most trusted MODERATORS down to Kent, all the way from Herts. ( he’s a leading member of the Herts. Mafia 
) to attempt to influence the BIG MONSTER TRUCK members to organise a forum vote. This vital moderator – know as BIG TONYN -
The unwashed – (
well he will be by the time he comes back from Kent ) has at great expense
( to the forum) offered to carryout this difficult task, with one major proviso, he must not be farther than 5 minutes from a local
PC World, so he can still keep in contact with the MANAGEMENT on his progress.
The MANAGEMENT has insisted that Shelly
sits in the passengers seat & navigates, because unless said moderator is with the GREAT ONE KOI greenlaning 
he gets lost when driving outside of HERTS.
As part of a two pronged attack on said dissident located on the Clyde Coast, we will be issuing instructions for the ROYAL HIGHLAND LOCH NESSIE CLAN REGIMENT
to
mobilise & be on standby. The highly trained clan members from the depths of some of our finest highland cities in Scotland ( Lairg / Broadford / Tiree ) to name but three, will join forces with the lowland elements from Dumfries / Annan / Carlisle & Edinburgh
( we have for this exercise included the English from Carlisle ) to support there Highland brothers, in a pincer movement into Ayrshire. This attack will be co-ordinated by THE MANAGEMENT, at a pre-arranged time & date.
The SCOUSER BRIGADE will be held in reserve at Tebay Services on the M6 north bound, this highly mobile brigade will be under the command of the OH GREAT LN 130 IMPORTER
CHIEF. This brigade who are highly mobile & ready to strike anywhere in the north of the country – should said dissident try to move south & evade the ROYAL HIGHLAND CLAN
The Scouser Brigade using there highly mobile & swift LN 130’s fitted with the world
re-nouned 2.4 l diesel engine, will be supported by the DURHAM & NORTHUMBERLAND LIGHT FUSSILERS – CYLIDER HEAD REPAIR SQUADRON.
The exact time on date for this action will only be known by THE MANAGEMENT, who once they can locate the CLYDE RIVER on a map, which is a problem because their maps only go as far as Watford,
above that the maps just show wilderness & beasties.
However at a recent top secret meeting THE MANAGEMENT have provisionally decided on Tuesday 7th Oct as a possible attack date, this would allow time for HERTS MAFIA & NORTHANTS GALLAP
supported by the MIDLANDS / WELSH RECON PATROL 
to souse out the terrain. In addition they have called up the DUBLIN / KILDARE LIGHT HORSE 
to surround Dublin airport in case said dissident tries to escape on holiday
Failure to apprehend said dissident on 7th Oct, the DUBLIN / KILDARE / Co MEATH LIGHT HORSE are to await his return on Saturday Oct 18th & apprehend him, after which he is to be frog
matched to a local black nectar bar & interrogated using the assistance of the said black nectar, members of the Light Horse will ensure that the said dissidents nectar is not poisoned by carrying out sampling.
After this interrogation said dissident namely SEWERAT BOB will be for ever banned to the shores of the Clyde River, never to post messages on the GREAT & HOLY OF HOLY HILUX SURF FORUM.
Three cheers for the makers : Hip Hip Hooray for Toyota, Hip Hip Hooray for Toyota, Hip Hip Hooray for Toyota,
Post Anonymouse by SEWERAT BOB
The Management of HILUX SURF forum would have it be known that they have reluctantly not been able to exclude that well known International Geordie orator
, & defender of the fairer sex , currently residing somewhere on the COSTA DE CLYDE COAST from the said forum.We have gone to extreme lengths to try & exclude said member (
or should that be said’s member ) to the extent of sending one of our most trusted MODERATORS down to Kent, all the way from Herts. ( he’s a leading member of the Herts. Mafia ) to attempt to influence the BIG MONSTER TRUCK members to organise a forum vote. This vital moderator – know as BIG TONYN -The unwashed – (
well he will be by the time he comes back from Kent ) has at great expense ( to the forum) offered to carryout this difficult task, with one major proviso, he must not be farther than 5 minutes from a local
PC World, so he can still keep in contact with the MANAGEMENT on his progress.The MANAGEMENT has insisted that Shelly
sits in the passengers seat & navigates, because unless said moderator is with the GREAT ONE KOI greenlaning he gets lost when driving outside of HERTS.As part of a two pronged attack on said dissident located on the Clyde Coast, we will be issuing instructions for the ROYAL HIGHLAND LOCH NESSIE CLAN REGIMENT
tomobilise & be on standby. The highly trained clan members from the depths of some of our finest highland cities in Scotland ( Lairg / Broadford / Tiree ) to name but three, will join forces with the lowland elements from Dumfries / Annan / Carlisle & Edinburgh
( we have for this exercise included the English from Carlisle ) to support there Highland brothers, in a pincer movement into Ayrshire. This attack will be co-ordinated by THE MANAGEMENT, at a pre-arranged time & date.The SCOUSER BRIGADE will be held in reserve at Tebay Services on the M6 north bound, this highly mobile brigade will be under the command of the OH GREAT LN 130 IMPORTER
CHIEF. This brigade who are highly mobile & ready to strike anywhere in the north of the country – should said dissident try to move south & evade the ROYAL HIGHLAND CLANThe Scouser Brigade using there highly mobile & swift LN 130’s fitted with the world
re-nouned 2.4 l diesel engine, will be supported by the DURHAM & NORTHUMBERLAND LIGHT FUSSILERS – CYLIDER HEAD REPAIR SQUADRON.
The exact time on date for this action will only be known by THE MANAGEMENT, who once they can locate the CLYDE RIVER on a map, which is a problem because their maps only go as far as Watford,
above that the maps just show wilderness & beasties.However at a recent top secret meeting THE MANAGEMENT have provisionally decided on Tuesday 7th Oct as a possible attack date, this would allow time for HERTS MAFIA & NORTHANTS GALLAP
supported by the MIDLANDS / WELSH RECON PATROL to souse out the terrain. In addition they have called up the DUBLIN / KILDARE LIGHT HORSE to surround Dublin airport in case said dissident tries to escape on holidayFailure to apprehend said dissident on 7th Oct, the DUBLIN / KILDARE / Co MEATH LIGHT HORSE are to await his return on Saturday Oct 18th & apprehend him, after which he is to be frog
matched to a local black nectar bar & interrogated using the assistance of the said black nectar, members of the Light Horse will ensure that the said dissidents nectar is not poisoned by carrying out sampling.After this interrogation said dissident namely SEWERAT BOB will be for ever banned to the shores of the Clyde River, never to post messages on the GREAT & HOLY OF HOLY HILUX SURF FORUM.
Three cheers for the makers : Hip Hip Hooray for Toyota, Hip Hip Hooray for Toyota, Hip Hip Hooray for Toyota,
Post Anonymouse by SEWERAT BOB
and most of 'em had the tatoo instead
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