Funny for the day

[TonyN sitting in PCWorld]

I can't believe the lack of abuse from the girly members to you lot. If I was a chick the 'stoopid guy' pics would be flying in!!!!!

They must really love us................

[Draig]

course they do - they only got us lol

oh oh - here we go again - i love fridays

[hormygollop]

New ATM procedures Please note that with the arrival of the new "Drive-thru" cash point
machines customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following
procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to
your own circumstances.i.e.Male or Female and remember them for when you use
the machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE
1.Drive up to the cash machine
2.Wind down your car window
3.Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4.Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5.Retrieve card,cash and receipt
6.Wind up window
7.Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1.Drive up to cash machine
2.Reverse back the required amount to align car
window to machine
3.Re-start the stalled engine
4.Wind down the window
5.Find handbag,remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card
6.Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7.Attempt to insert card into machine
8.Open car door to allow easier access to machine
due to its excessive distance from the car
9.Insert card
10.Insert card the right way up.
11.Re-enter handbag to find diary with PIN written on the inside back page
12.Enter PIN
13.Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14.Enter amount of cash required
15.Re-check make-up in rear view mirror
16.Retrieve cash & receipt
17.Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18.Place receipt in back of cheque book
19.Re-check make-up again
20.Drive forwards 2 metres
21.Reverse back to cash machine
22.Retrieve card
23.Re-empty hand bag,locate card holder and place card in to the slot
provided
24.Re-check make-up
25.Restart stalled engine and pull off
26.Drive for 3 to 4 miles
27.Release hand brake.


Ha Ha I have witnessed this
Keith

[Cmar]

did anyone manage to shoot the b*gger down - I got fed up and decided to see what you guys were doing - It was on B3ta this week and last week!

How funny is the movie at the end.... I nearly pi$$ed myself laughin. Monty Python influence..... and "not a lot" Daniels in the corner

[colincd]

You have been watching the wife havn't you