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    We have this pile of Unicorn Crap I got today:


    Re: Good Day‏
    From: Paul Wolfenden (cessmash@westnet.com.au)

    Sent: 18 November 2009 15:36:50
    To:


    ABN AMRO BANK
    250 Bishopsgate
    London EC2M 4AA

    Good Day

    I am Mr. Paul Wolfenden, Head of Global resource of ABN AMRO BANK 250 Bishopsgate, London EC2M 4AA now reffered to as the Royal bank of scotland.

    I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. On December 20th, 2004; Engr. Gennady Vladimir, a National of Russian, who used to be a private contractor with the Chevron & Texaco Ltd - London - UK Made a Numbered time (Fixed deposit) for 36 calendar months, valued at GBP£21,000,000.00 (Twenty-One Million Pounds) in my Branch.

    Upon maturity in 2006, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, Shell Petroleum Development Company in Saudi Arabia that Engr. Gennady Vladimir, his wife with their three children were involved in an auto crash, all occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives during one of his trips to his Home country, Russia.

    On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Engr. Vladimir did not declare any next of kin or Relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank.The sum of GBP£21(Twenty-One Million Pounds) have been floating as unclaimed since 2004 in my bank as all efforts to get his relatives have hit the stones. According to the British law at the expiration of 5 (FIVE) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the British Government if nobody applies to claim the fund and the FIVE years is the end of December, 2009.

    Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now,I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin/Will Beneficiary to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at GBP£21,000,000.00 can be transferred/paid to you.This will be disbursed or shared in these percentages, 60% to me and 40% to you.

    I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honesty, Co-operation, Confidentiality and A trust to enable us sees this transaction through. I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please, get back to me my private email and provide me with the following as it shall appear on the reprofiled documents;

    1. Your Full Name,
    2. Your Telephone and Fax Number
    3. Your Contact Address
    4. Your Occupation
    5. Age

    Your urgent response will be highly anticipated and appreciated.

    Sincerely,

    Paul Wolfenden
    Look out Eastbourne, the Pandas are coming !

  • #2
    Originally posted by That Ruddy Squirrel View Post
    We have this pile of Unicorn Crap I got today:
    I went to school with a Paul Wolfenden, I didn't like him...
    Sent from the iPad you "lost"

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    • #3
      Wow that sounds almost too good to be true. Lucky you!

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      • #4
        sounds like a nice man , what could possibly go wrong
        i bust things ,, it a skill i have ,,( need help?)

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        • #5
          lol i had a very similar letter about 3 months ago there must be alot of russian millionaires dyeing in car crashes and haveing no family to leave there money to
          when the sh*t hits the fan greet the reaper with a smile

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          • #6
            Well you sure are lucky to be given the dubious honour of next of kin to this fictitious Russian guy and just what are you going to spend all that non existent money on?
            Come Hell or High Water the Surf will get through

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Knownothow View Post
              Well you sure are lucky to be given the dubious honour of next of kin to this fictitious Russian guy and just what are you going to spend all that non existent money on?
              Funding studies into when MPs are crossed with nigerians
              Look out Eastbourne, the Pandas are coming !

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