@MattF

[Albannach]

i supose bland is better than a 5hit

But if you were a beige shit, youd be bland, beige and a shit?

[steve s]

But if you were a beige shit, youd be bland, beige and a shit?

so im a shit as well .
you dont like me do you

[Albannach]

so im a shit as well .
you dont like me do you

Of course I like you, I like most people.

[steve s]

oh thanks

[gwh200]

Well on the 19th December I'm goi g south... And I have to go to Leeds on the way home... I might get an invite for a cuppa... You never know?

[MattF]

RIGHT BUT ARE YOU A SHIT YES OR NO

thats got to be a yes ain't it Matt...

Absolutely.

I have met Matt as well as his lovely wife ......... and it was worth the diversion

I almost managed to keep a straight face whilst reading that.

Well on the 19th December I'm goi g south... And I have to go to Leeds on the way home... I might get an invite for a cuppa... You never know?

You ain't escaping that easily. Invite done.

[gwh200]

Will I have to stop at a remote location and blindfold myself...
Ps two sugars please.

[MattF]

Will I have to stop at a remote location and blindfold myself...

There's just so many possible responses to that question.

[gwh200]

There's just so many possible responses to that question.

And none of them clean...
It's double entendre' time !!!

[MattF]

And none of them clean...
It's double entendre' time !!!

I think one of them might have been clean.

[gwh200]

Right. I have this morning, had welding goggles surgically attached to my head,a charcoal nbc suit taped on, a geiger counter installed in my wris####ch and the services of a catholic preist, trained in exorcism..



And if i dont look at matt directly , i might not turn to stone

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Right. I have this morning, had welding goggles surgically attached to my head,a charcoal nbc suit taped on, a geiger counter installed in my wris####ch and the services of a catholic preist, trained in exorcism..



And if i dont look at matt directly , i might not turn to stone

I see no mention of a silver foil head cap

[Predictable Bob]

And none of them clean...
It's double entendre' time !!!

My wife asked me for a double entendre .........



so I gave her one !

[MattF]

Right. I have this morning, had welding goggles surgically attached to my head,a charcoal nbc suit taped on, a geiger counter installed in my wris####ch and the services of a catholic preist, trained in exorcism..

And if i dont look at matt directly , i might not turn to stone

I see no mention of a silver foil head cap

[Albannach]

Right. I have this morning, had welding goggles surgically attached to my head,a charcoal nbc suit taped on, a geiger counter installed in my wris####ch and the services of a catholic preist, trained in exorcism..

I see the profanity filter's being arsey again?