@MattF

[gwh200]

Could be worse... You could have alastair darlings eyebrow
(note the singular here)

[steve s]

But Bland

[BioHazard]

He is steve s by day but when darkness falls a amazing transformation occurs.............




AND WE GET .............
















































































BLAND MAN.....NA nA na na Na na na na

BLAND MAN

[steve s]

L O Very L

[steve s]

And Dont You Start

[steve s]

Kin Bland Man

[steve s]

im going to have a bath and as i luxuriate i ll deside just how upset i am .
i may even sell the surf n join a land rover forum




but bland


ME

[Albannach]

[MattF]

dont understand are you saying hes a 5hit or not

To put it in simple terms, *if* you met me in real life, you would find me rather amicable. That is merely for the pure reason that I'm picky, however. If I didn't have a liking for someone, I would, to all intents and purposes just act as if they didn't exist. If I actually meet and talk to someone, then I've already decided that they ain't a nob, hence will be sociable.
That is why some take a dislike to me on here. One has no option but to read through all of the crap unless one wants to risk missing some possibly useful piece of information, and I can't be arsed being subtle with numpties whom I otherwise would have no dealings with whatsoever.

Does that clear things up?

Of course...except when trying to deduce how old a car is from it's registration number....

That was merely a momentary lapse. Honest.

[steve s]

To put it in simple terms, *if* you met me in real life, you would find me rather amicable. That is merely for the pure reason that I'm picky, however. If I didn't have a liking for someone, I would, to all intents and purposes just act as if they didn't exist. If I actually meet and talk to someone, then I've already decided that they ain't a nob, hence will be sociable.
That is why some take a dislike to me on here. One has no option but to read through all of the crap unless one wants to risk missing some possibly useful piece of information, and I can't be arsed being subtle with numpties whom I otherwise would have no dealings with whatsoever.

Does that clear things up?




That was merely a momentary lapse. Honest.

RIGHT BUT ARE YOU A SHIT YES OR NO

[steve s]

only takeing the p155 matt

[stormforce]

RIGHT BUT ARE YOU A SHIT YES OR NO

thats got to be a yes ain't it Matt...

[steve s]

i supose bland is better than a 5hit

[Growler]

dont understand are you saying hes a 5hit or not

Best thing to do is nip up to Barnsley and meet him face to face then you'll get your answer

[BioHazard]

I have met Matt as well as his lovely wife ......... and it was worth the diversion , next time i'm that was i'll pop in again